The Onion Movie

“America's finest news source.”

Released: 2008

PLOT

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

IMDB RATING

6.1

DIRECTORS

Tom Kuntz

Mike Maguire

WRITERS

- Robert D. Siegel - Todd Hanson

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🕓Running time: 1h 30m

💰Budget: $0

🎫Revenue: $0

Actors

Len Cariou

Len CariouNorm Archer

Steven Seagal

Steven SeagalCock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

Ken TakemotoSensei

Don McManus

Don McManusDennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael BoltonMichael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed AhmedAhmed

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Jed ReesWizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian

Brian Powell

Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace

Scott KlaceKip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon

Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale

Orlando SealeProducer

Erik Stolhanske

Erik StolhanskeProducer

Sarah McElligott

Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby

Randy OglesbySurgeon General

Kwame Boateng

Kwame BoatengDibo

Richard Fancy

Richard FancyKenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz

Alex SolowitzThe Masses

Savannah Haske

Savannah HaskeRapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman

Rebecca LowmanRape Victim Julie

Jim Gleason

Jim GleasonSteel Beam Architect

Michael Harney

Michael HarneyLine-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy

Angel CassidyPorn Star

Gauge

GaugePorn Star

Robert Hoffman

Robert HoffmanLollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale

Joel McHaleOffice Worker

Harry Shum Jr.

Harry Shum Jr.Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline

Kevin FederlineLollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett

Bo BarrettWigger Jim

Chrissy Metz

Chrissy MetzHeavy Girl

Marshall Manesh

Marshall ManeshAnnouncer

Greg Cipes

Greg CipesHippie Diplomant

Nick Chinlund

Nick ChinlundBryce Brand

Jim Rash

Jim RashBryce's Manager

Paul Scheer

Paul ScheerBates Computer Salesman Dirk

John Viener

John VienerPeen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe

Gedde WatanabeJames Nakatami

Chris Villa

Chris VillaGay Guy

Michael Delaney

Michael DelaneyGil Bates

Karen Miller

Karen MillerCockpuncher Entourage

Tom Wright

Tom WrightKwame Roberts

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